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i don’t got the ingredients, fee

Neither did I until about 5 minutes ago.

It’s called grocery shopping, Laura, and incidentally that’s what I just got back from doing.

Now are you going to help me make the cake at least or am I going to have to do it all by myself?

red velvet.

I think I can probably manage that.

it better be good

only the best for my secretary

Hey- What’s the big idea, anyways?

I still don’t see why I’m the one doing this.

Hey Verne- what kind of cake do you want?

turntechgodtits:

msfeliciawright:

Hah.

Okay.

I’ll tell you.

Sometime last year, she went to go take care of some rare Borginian zebra at some zoo somewhere. Prepare it’s meals, that sort of thing.

And she somehow managed to put the thing into a coma.

Last I checked, the police there were still looking for her.

[Fee just laughs at the memory.]

how do you fuck that up
like christ ive burned fucking pasta before
but that fucking badly AND shes wanted
damn that just takes a kind of awesome and stupid to pull off 

That’s Laura in a nutshell.

We had a saying when we were kids, “When something smells, it’s probably the Butz”.

That pretty much never went away.

(Source: dontcallmebutz)

turntechgodtits:

msfeliciawright:

Yeah, not so much.

At least we haven’t had a repeat of the zebra incident.

yet.

okay ill bite
what is the zebra incident 

Hah.

Okay.

I’ll tell you.

Sometime last year, she went to go take care of some rare Borginian zebra at some zoo somewhere. Prepare it’s meals, that sort of thing.

And she somehow managed to put the thing into a coma.

Last I checked, the police there were still looking for her.

[Fee just laughs at the memory.]

(Source: dontcallmebutz)

turntechgodtits:

msfeliciawright:

….Yeah okay.

that’s true.

….this isnt the first time this has happened
is it 

Yeah, not so much.

At least we haven’t had a repeat of the zebra incident.

yet.

(Source: dontcallmebutz)

msfeliciawright:

Laura for the record I threw that book at your head

#PROOF SHE IS AN ABUSIVE HOUSEWIFE #SOMEONE LOCK THIS WOMAN AWAY #SHE’S GOT BOOKS AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM

(via dontcallmebutz)

turntechgodtits:

msfeliciawright:

Dani no-

Laura’s just gullible enough to believe you.

hey its not my fault if she cant google that shit and take my advice

….Yeah okay.

that’s true.

(Source: dontcallmebutz)

turntechgodtits:

dontcallmebutz:

YOU CAN’T DIE FROM HICCUPS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT….. CAN YOU?

…….
welp it was good knowing you 

Dani no-

Laura’s just gullible enough to believe you.